This toilet attack was totally nuts.
A Thai man was bitten on the testicles by a 12-foot python while he sat on the toilet — so he beat the serpent to death with a toilet brush, leaving his bathroom splattered in blood, according to reports and stunning photos.
Thanat Thangtewanon felt a sharp pain after he took a seat Tuesday, so he reached down and grabbed the snake by the neck and tried to rip it off his privates, according to Asia Pacific Press.
“I felt something biting my balls. It was very painful, so I put my hands in the toilet to see what was wrong. I was shocked that I grabbed a snake,” he said.
When the snake didn’t budge, he grabbed a toilet brush and began beating the it in the head — prompting the snake to release its fangs, according to the outlet.
“I quickly stood up and plucked it out. I felt pain, really bad pain, and there was blood everywhere, but I was more shocked to have found a python in the toilet,” Thangtewanon said.
Jaw dropping photos he posted on social media show the blood-thirsty serpent lying dead in his bathroom.
Thangtewanon was immediately taken to a hospital to get a tetanus vaccine, but he thankfully didn’t need stitches, according to the UK Metro.
“My testicles are safe now. I’m lucky it wasn’t a venomous snake. A cobra would have killed me,” he said. “But I haven’t used that toilet again since.
It wasn’t clear from the reports where in Thailand the attack took place.
